Forget the Turkey, Bring on the Presents

So how was your Thanksgiving? As for me, let's just put it this way: I definitely had to go up one pants size. Okay, so not really, but you get the picture. All of us probably eat more than we should during the holidays, but who's counting right? I do know one thing, you can burn around 150 calories per hour while bowling. I know it's not much, but it is definitely a start right? For more information on burning calories while bowling, visit this site.

In other news, our holiday hours from December and January are now posted on our website. Click here to view them.

That's Jared over there with the pants.

Happy Turkey Day

Hey, we've all shared that same experience. It's about 5:30pm, Thanksgiving Day. The Cowboys have already won and the turkey is all gone. The traditional family games have already been played. Well, it looks like there is nothing else to do, so everybody packs up and goes home right? Not this year my friend. Come on over to PrimeTime and get ready for some more family fun. Yeah, of course we open. We open at 5:00pm that day actually.

Terrific, Tremendous, Truly Awesome Tuesdays!

Let's start by saying, you simply cannot beat this deal. No, you just can't beat it. Not at all. Ya see, with $10.00 Tuesdays you are in for quite. You get:

1 Bumper Car Ride

1 Lazer Tag Game

Unlimited Video Arcade games (not including redemption ticket games)

What you pay:

$10.00 (it's in the name [$10.00 Tuesdays])

Another smokin' deal from PT. Come enjoy this smokin' deal every Tuesday night, but only Tuesday night. You will not be dissappointed.

New Years Bash!

The Bash is back. You loved it last year, and now... it's better than ever. Come on in on December 31st, 2008 anytime after 6:00pm and start your three hours of unlimited fun. This is one of your best promotions because you get to decide how much fun you want to have for one low price of $20.00.

Ring in the New Year PrimeTime style with three hours of unlmited fun at the New Years Bash!

Price of $20.00 does not include tax. No sharing cards; each person must purchase their own card. Unlimited fun does not include ticket redemption arcade games.

Do You Like Football?

Boy I do. Football is awesome. But since I am so froogle, I only have rabbit ears on my TV. Now since I like football, NFL football expecially, that means I am going to miss the Monday night and Thursday night games (since I don't have ESPN or the NFL Network). I am sure there are a few of you out there that have the same problem. Don't you worry now folks, I have the perfect solution. Come on out to PrimeTime and watch the game on one of our two projector screens, or one of our twelve HD LCD tvs. We will also pump the game audio over our speakers. It's really great, trust me.

Your gonna love watching the games as you bowl the night away. Don't forget to get in on the Free Stuff deal and enjoy a large pizza and $10 card.

Monday Madness.... It's Mad

Do ya like to bowl. Do ya? Man I do. What's better than a good night of bowling? Well that's simple. There is only one thing that is better than a good night of bowling: a good night of cheap bowling. We aren't talking cheap quality, these Brunswick lanes are only one year old. The cheap I'm talking about is a cheap price.

So come on in to PrimeTime every Monday night and bowl 3 games for only $5.00. Oh, and what the heck, we will throw in the shoes for free. Recap: 3 games of bowling and shoes for only $5.00.

Now you can save up for that new bling you have your eye on.

So Here's the Deal

Let's get right down to it. Buy a large pizza and we will give you a large pizza AND a $10 arcade card. I know, it's like getting something for free. Have you tried our pizza yet? Well, you are in for quite a treat. Have you tried our arcade yet? My, my, my... It is quite a sight to behold, and lots of fun. Let's break this deal down here:

1 - 16" one topping Pizza for $12.99

1 - $10 arcade card for free

That means you are spending only $12.99 for $22.99 value. CHA-CHING!

This deal is great, but it may not be around long. Hurry in Monday-Thursday to experience this awesome deal. It's always great to get free stuff. Oh, by the way, if you want two free $10.00 arcade cards, just see what happens when you buy two large pizzas.

Bowling Or Mini Golf

Tonight is the night we have all be waiting for. Tonight is the night that will chart our future. Tonight is the eve of a major question being answered. As I sit here, I ponder what is to come as we make a decision that will change the world. This decision is only made once every four years, and rightfully so judged by the weight of the issue. The question: Bowling, or Mini Golf?

Let's review the candidates:

Bowling

It seems like good ol' Bowling has been around forever. Of course, Bowling has seen its better days, but hey, it's making a comeback. Just knock down all of the pins and you are on your way to a win. Much technique is required.

Mini Golf

The relative new kid on the block. While Bowling has been around for ages, Mini Golf was first documented in 1912. The idea is simple. Hit the ball in the hole using fewer strokes than your opponent. Make sure and study your course wisely.

These two candidates are pretty easy to understand. They are straight shooting and transparent. What you see is what you get. They aren't going to twist their words, and they won't break their promises. Well, because they can't talk, and they can't promise. I know it is very difficult to chose, but really, either way you go, it's a win-win situation.

But don't just passively sit around. Go ahead and choose. You have the power. Get out there and vote!

Fall Feast... Well, Fest That Is.

Man, I am starving. Nothing makes me more hungry than when I think about Thanksgiving and Fall Feasts. Ah, you just start getting images in your head of Cornacopia's overflowing with food. Yum, yum. I can't wait for the Fall Feast that we are having at PrimeTime. Whew, it's going to be great. I bet they will have some good ol' turkey, and some delicious dressing. Wait, wait a sec'. Oh... Scratch that. PrimeTime is having a Fall Fest, which must be short for Fall Festival. Dang, I guess that means there won't be tables and tables of food. But hey, this flyer does say that there will be hours and hours of fun. Three hours of fun to be exact! Come in on Thursday, October 30, 2008 for the fall fest and enjoy three hours of unlimited fun for the low price of $20. Oh yeah, you can come hungry too, we will have the cafe open for ya.

Three hours of unlimited fun includes all PrimeTime venues except for the redemption ticket games.

The New Game!

Well folks, it's time to introduce you to the BIG BASS WHEEL!!!!

This game is more than a game. Actually, it's not even a game because it is so much more. No, no my friend, the BIG BASS WHEEL is actually, a full blown experience. Step right up, and spin the BIG BASS WHEEL. Yeah, you could win up to 1,000. That's 1k. One Thousand with a capital T! But don't play it for the tickets... oh no. Play the BIG BASS WHEEL for the experience. There's none like it. The game will talk to in a northern accent, so it really feels like you are sitting in the shanty on the ol' frozen pond. But yes, there is so much more. The colors and the lights actually make you feel like you are fishing in Vegas. I KNOW!, you can't even fish on the strip in Vegas. Friends, lets be real here. The BIG BASS WHEEL will change your life. But don't take my word for it, come to PrimeTime today and be one of the first to play the BIG BASS WHEEL!

Boo @ the Zoo

Are you ready for a spooky good time? What about buckets and buckets full of candy? Mmmm, cavities... Speaking of cavities, we would like to take this time to recommend good oral hygiene. Let's keep this nice and painless, okay?

Three reasons to brush yo' teeth:

(1) To prevent bad breath. Really, I think we can all come together on this one for obvious reasons.

(2) To prevent tooth decay. Do you want to eat baby food when you are 70? I sure don't.

(3) To prevent gum disease. Have you ever seen gum disease? It just looks painful.

(4) To prevent dental work. I know I said there would be only three, but this one just makes since. Dental work is expensive. Brush your teeth=less money you have to spend at the dentist.

Now that we are all going to brush our teeth eight times a day, I would like to invite you to visit the PrimeTime booth at Boo at the Zoo. You're gonna love the candy, and the mystery coupon. (I just spent three hours preparing them for you.)

Boo at the Zoo is this Saturday, from 4:00 to 8:00 at the Abilene Zoo.

For more information please view the zoo website by clicking here.

Is That Wedding Bells I Hear?

Back on the eighth of August, PrimeTime experienced yet another first (after all, we are still in our first year of business). That first was the wedding of Dejah and Glen McCorkle. It was a pleasure to host this important and memorable event for the McCorkles. After the exchanging of the vows, the couple danced their first dance to "Heaven" by DJ Sammy. Unfortunately, I was out of town during this event, but I am sure the two then proceeded to our Dance Dance Revolution Supernova game for their second dance. I don't know this for a fact, but what I do know is that Glen can shred on that game for sure.

To read the Abilene Reporter News article and view the photo in it's original location, you can click here.

Mess With The PT, Get Burned!

Late the other night, we had some customers that decided it would be a good idea to skip out on their bowling tab without paying. Well of course, these actions will not be tolerated. What you say? Did we call the police. Well of course we did! We called the PrimeTime Justice Police. Of course they are like the real police, except the PTJP doesn't have to obey the law. You heard me correctly. Anything goes with these fellas. They are a member of JSOC, and you don't want to mess with them. After making the call, the task force arrived promptly. We told them the story, and they immediately tracked down the suspects, who were still in the parking lot. The sent the tab skippers in to do the dishes and empty the trash, meanwhile, the PTJP decided to make an example out of this group. With full backing of the government, they proceed to take the thief's car to the back of PrimeTime and set it aflame. Can you smell the sweet smell of justice? Mmmm, it smells good.

Okay, here's what really happened:
The car owner was coming to his weekly Kiwanis meeting here in the PrimeTime banquet facilities. As he pulled around to the back of the building, the car backfired. He immediately smelled something burning, and the smoke came bellowing out from under the hood; his car was on fire! After quickly removing a few personal items, he notified the PrimeTime staff. Pat Landers quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher and went to work. Although the fire was under control, it was not going out. This was a job for the Abilene fire department.

Of course, the story ends happily. Well, unless it was your car the burnt. The fire department did a wonderful job, and it turns out that the owner had full coverage on his Chevette. Ah, another exciting day at PrimeTime.

If you would like information on having your luncheons at PrimeTime, contact Wey at 325-260-5767.

WWW - Not World Wide Web

Welcome to the WWW. This is no virtual playground, where you can shop without even leaving the comfort of your own home. This is not the place you go to check the weather. Oh no, this is the real WWW. The Original WWW. This is the wild, wild west. Ya know, saddle up your horse, it's a two hour ride into town to buy your daughter a new baby doll for her birthday. This is the jump out of your bed and run to the out house in the middle of the night wild, wild west. This is the place where the dust never settles, and the rooster always crows on time.

But man, aren't those horses fun to ride? Of course, it's the most common way to travel in these rowdy times, but they are just a lot of fun. You got your nice, handmade, leather saddle. Ah, gotta love that fresh leather smell. Well, we have twelve of those bad boys right here at our Hitchin' Post.

What better way to spend a birthday than in PrimeTime's version of the wild, wild, west at the Hitchin' Post. Slide on to the child size saddles, and let the fun begin. Your PrimeTime party is in full swing, complete with pizza, drinks and lots of fun. Your gonna love riding into the sunset; or actually, riding off into the mini golf course that you can see through the window.

For more information on PrimeTime parties, you can click here.

"It´s Beginning to Feel a lot like Christmas"

Okay, so it's not really close to Christmas; still three months away. But you know what, "I´m Dreaming Of A White Christmas." Christmas was ruined for me last year though because, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." Wow, that's a hard one to take. I did get a nice pair of "Christmas Shoes" though.

"The First Noel," here at PrimeTime was one to remember. We helped you to host many fun filled Christmas Parties. And this year, PrimeTime is ready to "Deck The Halls" again, and make, "This Christmas" even better. If you have your Christmas Party here at PrimeTime, it definitely won't be a lame, "Silent Night."

But hey, "Do You Hear What I Hear?" "Here Comes Santa Claus," in the form of PrimeTime FEC. "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" and call Wey today and see what days we still have available. Here's the number: 325-260-5767.

Oh and by the way, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas."

Top 10 Ways for College Students to Play at PrimeTime For Free

So, here goes...

(10) Invite your not so bright friend with a gambling problem. You know, the one who bets on the Redskins against the Cowboys. Have the loser (i.e. the guy who bets on the Redskins) pay for everything.

(9) Click on this link for Buy 1 Get 1 Free Mini Golf Coupon and sell them for a dollar each.

(8) Start a fund raiser for under-privileged college kids. In fact, you can donate to PrimeTime Kids by clicking this link: PrimeTime Kids.

(7) Put up a flier in the dorm for free dorm room cleaning for a limited time. Then you clean their couches for the limited time it takes you to find all the loose change.

(6) Convince the dean that Laser Tag and Go-Karts should be school sponsored sports. We even have a recording from the 2007 Laser Tag World Champion to help plead your case.

(5) WWJD? Bring a kid that has some fish and bread. Help out in the kitchen for a whilem and we'll give you 5,000 free passes.

(4) WWBBD? What Would Bugs Bunny Do? Dress up as a baby, and get in a bassinet and knock on PrimeTime's front door. Attach a note stating: "Please take care of junior."

(3) Write our next blog entry and get a $15 PrimeTime gift card.

(2) One word: barter. Notice, this may only be done with the owner of PrimeTime. Go find out what he likes, and see if you could trade with him. Ya know, maybe a 65" LCD for a year of free bowling. It's worth a shot.

(1) Legally change your name to PrimeTime Rocks. This will entitle you to five days of free bowling, two medium soft drinks, and a life size cotton candy sculputre in your likeness. (Maybe a little fluffier).

If none of those sound appealing (or even possible), I have an idea. You could just come on college night and bowl for two hours for only $6.00. Yes, yes... I know it is an incredible deal. It starts at 9:00p every Monday. Don't forget your college ID, and you have to have four on a lane.

Prices and Value with $700 billion

The economy these days is a pretty interesting thing. It seems like everything is so unpredictable. I don't know if I should go out and buy 100 shares of McDonald's stock, or if I should stuff some cash into a can and bury it in my back yard, and then go to McDonald's and eat. But then again, I can't go to McDonald's to eat because I don't have any gas. Man, those gas prices are coming down, but they have a long way to go before I can fill up my tank. Remember the good ol' days when you could fill up you tank without emptying your wallet? Now the government is stepping in with their bailout plan. Sure, it won't solve everything, but it's going to help, right? I don't know much about the bailout plan, but what I do know is that $700 billion is a lot of money.

Let's break it down and see what $700 billion would get you at PrimeTime.

Bowling during the week: $1.99 per game.
You could bowl 351,758,793.97 games with $700 billion dollars.

Bowling on the weekend: $18.50 per lane, per hour.
Let's just say you could bowl for 4,319 years, non-stop.

Miniature Golf: $5.50 per person, per round.
That's a lot of golf, but you will never beat Tiger Woods.

Go-Karts: $5.00 per person, per race.
You could race enough to drive to the sun and back, and then halfway back to the sun. (I realize you can't drive to the sun.)

Kiddie Go-Karts: $3.00 per child, per race.
Lot's of happy kids, fo' sho'.

Batting Cages: $1.00 for 12 balls.
You would hit enough baseballs to fill up the PrimeTime building, 477 times.

NASCAR Simulators: $5.00 per person, per race.
Over 700 million laps at Daytona!

Lazer Runner: $5.00 per person, per round.
Our vests would have to charge for 388,888 hours to accommodate this Lazer Runner adventure.

XD Theater: $5.00 per person, per video.
The entire population of Nigeria (140 million) could ride once.

Bumper Cars: $2.50 per person, per ride. You and seven of your friends could ride 35 million times. (Better take some Tylenol).

Billiards/Shuffleboard: $6.00 per hour, per table.
You would use at least a semi-truckload of blue chalk for your cue stick.

It's no lie, you could have a lot (a whole lot) of fun at PrimeTime with $700 billion dollars. But then again, you can bring a few friends and just a little bit of money, and have a lot of fun too. See ya soon!

The 33 Event Package

Let's set the scene here. It's Saturday afternoon. Your family is in town, and you want to show them some fun in Abilene. Someone suggest PrimeTime, and you agree that would be great fun. But you think to yourself, 'It may be a little difficult to organize our group of 10 and have fun together.'

Have you heard of the 33 Event Package? It's the perfect solution for this situation. With the 33 Event Package you get a PrimeTime party card, loaded with 33 events. For the purposes of this card, the event list includes: Adult Go-Karts, Kiddie Go-Karts, NASCAR Simulators, Laser Tag, XD Theater, and Bumper Cars. You take your card and your group to your venue of choice, tell the event attendant how many want to go, and he/she will swipe the card that many times. So with the card, you get 33 swipes to split between your group and the events you choose.

The 33 Event Package will work perfect for your group because of the flexibility. Since you get to split it between any size group (up to 33 people) any group will work. For only $99.95, it's a great value, since it makes each event only $3.00 (they are usually around $5.00). Bring your small group out to PrimeTime, and purchase your 33 Event Package today.

(Please note, your 33 Event Package will expire the next day at midnight.)

Fall Hours Of Operation

Summer has come and gone. Bring on the Fall, the football, and the school. By now, everyone is back in the swing of things and school is in full force. Homework, sports practice, and the daily schedule, but come on out to PrimeTime when you are ready for fun. Before you come, check your clock, because PrimeTime has gone to its fall hours of operation. The current operating hours are as follows:

Mon-Thurs: 3:00p-12:00a
Fri: 3:00p-1:00a
Sat: 10:00a-1:00a
Sun: 11:30a-12:00a

The change is that we are opening at 3:00p on weekdays, instead of the summer opening time of 11:30a.

If you would like to plan a meeting during a time before we open, please let us know. You may call PrimeTime at: (325) 690-5555.