Valentines Day is just around the corner. In anticipation for this romantic holiday, please enjoy this poem about bowling and true love.
Seltzer Sue
I started bowling Thursday evenings
With this gal named Seltzer Sue,
Gracious, what a big girl!
She could break a man in two
We talked a little and we laughed a lot,
As she jiggled in her clothes so tight,
And we fell in love between the pizza and burgers,
The spares and the strikes.
We went strong for fifteen years,
'til the day of the accident,
She slid down the gutter with a chocolate bar,
And no one's seen her since
Sometimes when the lanes are quiet
And the boys a drillin' holes in balls
I think of how much I loved that girl
Cellulite and all
Copyright; E.G. Harne
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