So, here goes...
(10) Invite your not so bright friend with a gambling problem. You know, the one who bets on the Redskins against the Cowboys. Have the loser (i.e. the guy who bets on the Redskins) pay for everything.
(9) Click on this link for Buy 1 Get 1 Free Mini Golf Coupon and sell them for a dollar each.
(8) Start a fund raiser for under-privileged college kids. In fact, you can donate to PrimeTime Kids by clicking this link: PrimeTime Kids.
(7) Put up a flier in the dorm for free dorm room cleaning for a limited time. Then you clean their couches for the limited time it takes you to find all the loose change.
(6) Convince the dean that Laser Tag and Go-Karts should be school sponsored sports. We even have a recording from the 2007 Laser Tag World Champion to help plead your case.
(5) WWJD? Bring a kid that has some fish and bread. Help out in the kitchen for a whilem and we'll give you 5,000 free passes.
(4) WWBBD? What Would Bugs Bunny Do? Dress up as a baby, and get in a bassinet and knock on PrimeTime's front door. Attach a note stating: "Please take care of junior."
(3) Write our next blog entry and get a $15 PrimeTime gift card.
(2) One word: barter. Notice, this may only be done with the owner of PrimeTime. Go find out what he likes, and see if you could trade with him. Ya know, maybe a 65" LCD for a year of free bowling. It's worth a shot.
(1) Legally change your name to PrimeTime Rocks. This will entitle you to five days of free bowling, two medium soft drinks, and a life size cotton candy sculputre in your likeness. (Maybe a little fluffier).
If none of those sound appealing (or even possible), I have an idea. You could just come on college night and bowl for two hours for only $6.00. Yes, yes... I know it is an incredible deal. It starts at 9:00p every Monday. Don't forget your college ID, and you have to have four on a lane.
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