Mess With The PT, Get Burned!

Late the other night, we had some customers that decided it would be a good idea to skip out on their bowling tab without paying. Well of course, these actions will not be tolerated. What you say? Did we call the police. Well of course we did! We called the PrimeTime Justice Police. Of course they are like the real police, except the PTJP doesn't have to obey the law. You heard me correctly. Anything goes with these fellas. They are a member of JSOC, and you don't want to mess with them. After making the call, the task force arrived promptly. We told them the story, and they immediately tracked down the suspects, who were still in the parking lot. The sent the tab skippers in to do the dishes and empty the trash, meanwhile, the PTJP decided to make an example out of this group. With full backing of the government, they proceed to take the thief's car to the back of PrimeTime and set it aflame. Can you smell the sweet smell of justice? Mmmm, it smells good.

Okay, here's what really happened:
The car owner was coming to his weekly Kiwanis meeting here in the PrimeTime banquet facilities. As he pulled around to the back of the building, the car backfired. He immediately smelled something burning, and the smoke came bellowing out from under the hood; his car was on fire! After quickly removing a few personal items, he notified the PrimeTime staff. Pat Landers quickly grabbed a fire extinguisher and went to work. Although the fire was under control, it was not going out. This was a job for the Abilene fire department.

Of course, the story ends happily. Well, unless it was your car the burnt. The fire department did a wonderful job, and it turns out that the owner had full coverage on his Chevette. Ah, another exciting day at PrimeTime.

If you would like information on having your luncheons at PrimeTime, contact Wey at 325-260-5767.